1. My English Enlightenment professor wears argyle sweater vests.
2. Said professor wants our class to have a name other than ENG 373. Something like: gold team. Nice.
3. The aforementioned professor also has a brother whom he calls Sidney Six Fingers. The reason: that brother was born with twelve fingers and twelve toes. Unfortunately, the extra appendages were amputated when he was born. He could have been a very talented pianist.
4. My ASL professor calls us her babies. She is great!
5. I learned the Fox Trot on Wednesday in my ballroom dancing class. Yes, I am taking a ballroom class. Isn't that classy?
6. My dance partner looked like Rusty Trawler from Breakfast at Tiffany's.
2. Said professor wants our class to have a name other than ENG 373. Something like: gold team. Nice.
3. The aforementioned professor also has a brother whom he calls Sidney Six Fingers. The reason: that brother was born with twelve fingers and twelve toes. Unfortunately, the extra appendages were amputated when he was born. He could have been a very talented pianist.
4. My ASL professor calls us her babies. She is great!
5. I learned the Fox Trot on Wednesday in my ballroom dancing class. Yes, I am taking a ballroom class. Isn't that classy?
6. My dance partner looked like Rusty Trawler from Breakfast at Tiffany's.
7. This semester ends in April. That's probably the best news of all.
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