One might think that with the marvelous Provo summer weather, hordes {literal hordes} of young, attractive college students would be simply itching to escape their apartments and ditch their cleaning check responsibilities to play multiple rounds of "Ghost in the Graveyard" or "Body Body."
Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but altogether too many young people would much rather scrub their tubs or be on dates than to just waste their Friday night to "hang out." Never underestimate the desires of the Young Single Adults to be both responsible and faithful.
So if you find yourself "dateless" on a Friday night in Provo, Utah, you have two options:
1. Clean your apartment
2. Wallow in self-pity
As for me, I choose to do both. I'm a multi-tasker.
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