There is absolutely nothing I will miss about the Gila Valley. Not one little thing.
I won't miss Eastern Arizona College. I won't miss the teachers, the administrators, or the students.
I won't miss the dirty, chocolate river (it's really a canal) that runs right through campus.
I won't miss the dirty, chocolate river (it's really a canal) that runs right through campus.
I won't miss seeing Mt. Graham everyday.
I won't miss all the hours I spent at the institute with all the teachers and people that I also will not miss.
I definitely won't miss how the prison workers keep campus so green even in December.
I won't miss the miles and miles of cotton fields.
More than likely, I won't even miss the Gila Valley Temple.
And I don't know anyone who would ever miss these Thatch Nasties. I know I never will.
And most of all, I will not miss this family. Not one little bit.
That's settles it. I am decidedly against missing anything about that wretched place.
"Reverse psychology is an awesome tool, I don't know if you guys know about it, but basically you can make someone think the opposite of what you believe, and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm." -Michael Scott (The Office)
yeah, well, i didn't get all teary and go get busy doing stuff so i wouldn't be sad when you left. i haven't been avoiding your room. and a certain someone in his highchair most certainly did not keep pointing to your chair at dinner and saying your name and then keep pointing at your picture on the fridge asking where you were (and why weren't you here for our mac and cheese dinner?). and basically, i'm not missing you in the least. so there.
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